The Guy Who Won the $338 Million Powerball Jackpot Has Been Busted By Police For Being a Deadbeat Dad:
On Saturday, 44-year-old Pedro Quezada of Passaic, New Jersey was the sole winner of a $338 MILLION Powerball jackpot. The media instantly picked up on the story that he's a hardworking Dominican immigrant whose life just changed forever.
Well, it sure did. Because winning hundreds of millions of dollars brings you A LOT of attention. And some of the attention on Pedro came from the COPS.
Because it turns out he's not JUST the winner of the fourth-largest Powerball jackpot ever . . . he's also a DEADBEAT DAD.
Pedro has five children . . . and owes $29,000 in child support, going all the way back to 2009. ONE DAY after he won, the sheriff's department was knocking on his door.
And while we understand he's hardworking, he's struggled financially, and these have been tough years . . . we can't sympathize with a guy who didn't make his child support payments.
Under lottery policy, that child support will automatically be deducted from his winnings. After taking the lump sum and paying taxes, Pedro's take will be $152MILLION. So let's HOPE he's not late on child support anymore.
There's a company called J&D's Foods that sells BACON LUBE. And they've just announced the perfect companion . . . BACON CONDOMS. They smell like bacon, taste like bacon, and are covered in a bacon design so they make your junk LOOK like bacon. They're selling for $9.99 for a three-pack . . . but they're already out of stock.
You'll Walk Your Dog 7,000 Miles and Spend $18,000 on It Over Its Lifetime:
According to a new survey, you'll spend $18,000 on your dog over its lifetime, and walk it 7,361 miles . . . or about 575 miles a year. And the average dog gets taken to the vet 26 times . . . licks its owner 49,000 times . . . and gets pet 58,000 times.