A Woman Stabs Her Roommate For Leaving the Lights On:
On Monday, 32-year-old Nicole Marie Wagner of East Lampeter Township, Pennsylvania got into an argument with her 31-year-old roommate.
Apparently, the roommate always left a bunch of lights on, and Nicole was upset about the electricity bill.
And the fight ended when Nicole grabbed a DECORATIVE SPEAR and STABBED her roommate in the BACK.
Fortunately, the roommate survived. Nicole was arrested for aggravated assault and terroristic threats.
Police Are Searching For a Toothless Woman Who Robbed a Grocery Store Yesterday Morning:
Yesterday morning, a white, middle-aged woman went into a Publix grocery store in Fort Myers, Florida and approached the register like she was going to buy a candy bar.
And not to blame the clerk here . . . but he should've known something was up. Because this woman DIDN'T HAVE ANY TEETH. So what was she going to do with a candy bar?
She handed the clerk a note demanding money and implying she had a weapon.
During the robbery, she DID get a little embarrassed about the whole toothless thing. She told the clerk, quote, "I forgot to put my teeth in today."
She got away with an undisclosed amount of money. The cops are now hunting for a white, middle-aged toothless woman who drives a silver car.
A Hockey Coach Gets 15 Days in Jail For Tripping and Injuring a 13-Year-Old Player During a Postgame Handshake Line:
Back in July, 48-year-old Martin Tremblay was coaching youth hockey in Vancouver, British Columbia. We don't know how he was at teaching hockey fundamentals . . . but we DO know he was USELESS in teaching sportsmanship.
Because, after a game where his team lost, as the teams were doing a traditional postgame handshake line, Martin TRIPPED a 13-year-old kid.
The kid fell on the ice, and FRACTURED HIS WRISTS breaking his fall.
Martin was arrested for assault. His wife ended up leaving him and his construction business fell apart because people stopped wanting to hire him.
And this week, he was sentenced to 15 days in jail . . . which actually seems fairly minor compared to losing his wife, losing his job, and being forever known as the guy who tripped a kid after a pee-wee hockey game.