The Grammys Are Warning Celebrities: We Don't Want to See Your Breasts, Butt-Cracks or Genitals:
CBS has sent out the following email warning to everyone attending the Grammys on Sunday: They don't want to see anyone's breasts, butt-cracks or genitals.
It says, quote, "Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered . . . thong-type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare, fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack.
"Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples.
"Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible 'puffy' bare skin exposure."
(You can find the whole email at Deadline.com.)
Monopoly Is Getting Rid of the Iron, and Replacing it With a Cat:
The makers of the board game Monopoly held an online poll to see which game piece should be eliminated . . . and what should replace it. The IRON got the fewest votes, and will be replaced by . . . a CAT. Here are the full results:
#1.) The Scottie dog was most popular current piece. It got 29% of the votes.
#2.) They're keeping the car . . . which got 14%.
#3.) The ship got 13% and will stay.
#4.) The hat stays after getting 12% of the votes.
#5.) The thimble got 10% and will stay.
#6.) The shoe . . . wheelbarrow . . . and iron all got 8%, but the iron had the fewest votes and will be ELIMINATED.
The cat got 31% of votes as the piece that should be added . . . easily beating the robot . . . diamond ring . . . helicopter . . . and guitar.