After 19 Years of Marriage, a Man Discovers His Wife Used To Be a Man:
In Belgium, a 64-year-old man just figured out after 19 years of marriage that his wife USED TO BE A MAN.
The husband has only been identified by his first name, Jan. His wife is a 48-year-old named Monica, who's originally from Indonesia. She was Jan's au pair in a previous marriage, and after his divorce he married her in 1993.
He says, quote, "I thought she was an attractive woman, all woman. She had no male traits. Even during sex, I never noticed anything." (???)
He says she also used to PRETEND to have periods, which helped keep him fooled.
Finally, earlier this year, one of Jan's friends told him there was a rumor that Monica was a man, and Jan confronted her. She told him she USED to be a man, but she had a full sex change, so she didn't feel like she had to tell him.
Now Jan says he's undergoing psychiatric treatment, and is trying to have the marriage annulled.
The Average Person Doesn't Want to Talk to Anyone for the First Hour and 15 Minutes They're Awake:
According to a survey by a company called Zombie Underground, HALF of us admit that we wake up grumpy in the morning.
And the average person doesn't want to talk to ANYONE until they've been awake for an hour and 15 minutes. Since the average person gets up at 6:49 A.M., that means we're not ready to talk until after eight o'clock.
43% of us avoid talking to our significant other in the morning . . . one in three people avoid coworkers when they first arrive at the office . . . and one in five don't want to talk to their children in the morning.
Among people who take public transportation to work, 70% dread talking to other passengers. One in three people read a book or listen to music . . . and one in six pretend to talk on their phone.
A Woman Punches a Man When He Refuses to Say He's Her Boyfriend . . . On the First Date:
Last week, 35-year-old Jillian Martone of Boca Raton, Florida met 39-year-old Efren Molina. They decided to go on a first date for food and drinks last Wednesday night. And after dinner, Efren went back to Jillian's apartment for a few hours.
As they were talking at the apartment, Jillian called herself Efren's girlfriend. He DISAGREED and said she was NOT his girlfriend. And according to the police, she, quote, "became enraged."
Jillian PUNCHED Efren, then ran and grabbed a KITCHEN KNIFE. Efren managed to wrestle it out of her hand, then forced her out of her apartment and locked himself inside for safety. She smashed his car windows with a large rock.
Jillian was arrested for aggravated assault and battery. She was also arrested three months ago for drunk and disorderly conduct.