Here's a dirt nap story with some life to it ... A man who fell asleep in a Montana cornfield was run over by a tractor ... and lived.
According to Billings police, the 57-year-old man was passing through town on a Greyhound bus when he decided to get some shut eye in a field.
A farmer harvesting the field felt his combine hit something. When he turned off the machine, he heard screaming.
Apparently the machine caught the man’s clothing and sucked him into the cutter. Emergency responders were able to free him from the blades, and other than some cuts that required stitching, he escaped the whole ordeal.