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Tony Tarbox

It's Wednesday...the middle of the work week.


Every object in the universe, from that ticklish nose hair that keeps flittering up every time you draw a breath to the fat man in the airplane seat next to you who won't stop sweating on your shared armrest, exerts a force on EVERY other gravitational object.

This is a true and demonstrable fact.  Therefore no matter how unattractive you perceive yourself to be, everyone in existence is, in fact, attracted to you.




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