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Meet the 31-year-old man with a 91-year-old girlfriend


Meet Kyle Jones, a 31-year-old Pittsburgh man is into older women. He's not into women who are a few years older. He's into women who are DECADES older. 

I'm sure some people would be all "man, what a freak!" But if that's what makes you happy, then don't knock it. He's happy, and he's making his 91-year-old girlfriend Marjorie McCool happy - very happy, if you know what I mean. 

"He makes you feel like you're alive again," said McCool. "The physical side of the relationship is wonderful. I amaze myself; he amazes me," she added with a smirk.

I'm actually impressed with this guy. If I die before my wife, I sure hope Mrs. Riley finds a guy that can treat her right like this guy does. 

Men, if you're not sure about dating a much older woman, I say give it a shot. Why? I'll give you some reasons to date an older woman: 

  • On a budget? No problem! Early bird specials and senior matinees. 
  • You don't have to meet her parents
  • They offer good conversation! Tired of hearing about the Kardashians? 
  • Older women are classy! When was the last time you saw an older woman passed out drunk hugging a toilet? 
  • Older women are often less invested in seeking the approval of their female friends. They don’t need to consult their friends before making even the most minor decisions.
  • Did your last girlfriend have more drama than a Lifetime movie? You don't get that as much with older women. Most older women are cooler under pressure.
  • You don't have to worry about any "accidents" if you know what I mean. 

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